Why Is It Always Good News Bad News?

When you call to get help they say there is good news and bad news.

The good news is that we have your perfect solution.

The bad news is that it

• Isn’t on your plan

• You just missed the cut off

• We only do it on Wednesdays

• The person who sold you this didn’t include the option

• It’s only for Asians who came from Brazil before 1980

Wish I could be more helpful

Is there anything else I could do for you while we’re on the line?